The Man-Child can afford his drugs habitually but he cannot pay for the doctor and he will not pay for breakfast.
The 30-something manchild sees women his age as - at best - cougars or MILFs. He sees himself as cougar prey.
The man-child is happy to talk at you endlessly; when you are given a tiny space to venture your thoughts, he immediately looks uncomfortable
The man-child works in IT but talks endlessly about his [sub-par] music project and his dreams of touring the states with his band, and more about his band, and more about his band, because it is very important. When you venture something about yourself he accuses you of being all about ‘you, you, you.’
The man-Child wears a badge to indicate he’s a feminist; you wouldn’t know from his actions alone.
The Man-Child loves explaining things to women; avoids other men.